About Evade:
“u evade” is more art than game, it’s a whimsical “walking sim” where you guide a low poly UFO through 6 levels of laughably bad MS Paint tier backgrounds while avoiding birds (although not much happens if you smack them). The birds are somewhat lower in quality than your average kindergarten childs efforts on any given day. Practically non-existent gameplay aside, all you do here is listen to about 15 minutes worth of two songs, “Lovers in the Rain” and “The Lost Hours”. Well, I can listen to Spotify or the radio for free, so there’s no need for Steam to be involved in this equation. Resolution is locked and the game uses a perverse 5:3 aspect ratio… they don’t even make monitors with that native aspect ratio, so apparently this is a game designed for nobody? Right. Controls are also locked, although you could probably “win” the game without even touching the keyboard… you see my point about this not being a game, really. Barely a game, poor technical implementation, poor visual implementation, even for free I can’t recommend this. If you want the kind of experience this tried to offer but failed, try Exo One… it’s also barely a game but at least they got the visuals right.there are these toys that are a screen with a revolving picture on it like a racetrack and you move another picture like a racecar and you avoid the other cars coming at you and it’s all kinda on the honor system. yeah theyre pretty rad.
